Sometimes bad things happen. Like that simple yet unforgettable tragic moment when your favourite and most reliable source of nutrition lets you down. If you experience the shocking anti climax of when your beans are only two thirds full (and I sincerely hope you never have to), you've just got to pick your hungover self up off the floor and see the potentially positive outcome of a truly terrible start to a cooked breakfast. You've got to sit down, and you've got to start actually using your English degree, for the greater good. Make change happen. And attempt to get free beans...
Dear Heinz,
I am a big fan of your baked beans. In fact, I am such a
huge fan that on a recent visit to my university (University of Leeds), my
mother brought me a four pack of beans as an early Christmas present, because
she knows how often I eat them. On Saturday 1st December, my
flatmates and I decided to indulge in a cooked breakfast. I contributed the
baked beans (and of course, it had to be Heinz). However, we were sorely
disappointed when we opened the can of beans and it was only two thirds full.
This was not enough for our cooked breakfast. I have photos of the can before
we poured the beans out, and I know the product number if you need it. Please
respond and let me know if you want me to send you the pictures as evidence, as
I was really disappointed with this product, and it may affect my choice
of baked beans in the future. I have been loyal to Heinz for all of my nineteen
years now, and I was extremely dissatisfied with this particular product, as
the can was only just over half full (not half empty though, I’m still a
positive person). I look forward to your response.
Regards,
Victoria Karpinski
This is hilarious!
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